Tyler Pendelton Swab,
We made him up in the car
While driving to Albuquerque.

He didn’t have a good job,
He was always drunk at the bar,
His behavior was quirky.

It was noted he dressed
The way dad did when he left
With that chick with the Saab.

Without getting depressed
Or feeling bereft,
We could mock Tyler Pendleton Swab.